I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I’m not going to get into specifics but, it’s considering she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She’s looking pretty damn hot while shopping in LA by the weekend. perhaps Sophie was on a year faraway drinking binge while she was with Benji, I dunno. But whether she

ever wants to fall off the wagon, holla at your boy. I’ll bring the homemade booze. What’s your preference, baby? Pine-Sol Colada or Lemon Fresh Pledge-arita?

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