Paris Hilton took her new Swedish model boyfriend Alexander von Zweigbergk Vaggo to meet her parents for dinner at Madeos in Beverly Hills. Paris’ parents Rick and Kathy were celebrating their 28th anniversary together. The highlight of the evening will be when Rick leans by to Alex and whispers, “There are two condoms in my hand. I want you to wear them both at the same duration. Don’t ask any questions. You seem like good humans.” Alex will thereupon ask “Is that

too, how you say, not manufacture baby?” Rick will smile and say, “Don’t nag, Kathy and I took care of that when she was 16. Thank you, Mexican free clinic. Ha ha, good times. No, seriously, the rubbers are to protect your ding-dong, son. Jesus, don’t you read the papers?”

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