Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Vegas that weekend. Yeah, go ahead and absorb that for a minute. People says they spent the night together in Paris’ room. PageSix.com says they didn’t. I bet he did. I mean, how could Kevin resist Paris climbing by furniture like a drunken Spider-man? That’s just erotic. Could you imagine whether he knocked her up? I did. It took the fire station five hours to talk

me down off a ledge. thereupon they gave me a ride on the fire engine to a strip club. Okay, perhaps I sort of jumped off the back when no one was looking.

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