Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that’s a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to

meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and additionally tell him I don’t need the Hooker Disintegration Ray that date. But keep it primed and set on “Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk.”

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