A spy for Star magazine spotted Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson out together by the weekend. The two met on the set of a Willie Nelson video a few weeks ago and seem to be hitting it off, according to NY Daily News:

The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.
“He couldn’t keep his hands off her,” a witness tells the mag.

Don’t you dare break his heart, Jessica. That man’s been through a lot. What he needs right now is someone to construct

him appreciate the good things in life. Why, yes, your breasts would be one of those good things. I mean, I wasn’t going to bring them up unless you did. Your dad does it all the duration? Ha, that is funny. You are funny. Say, you want to get a drink? Oh, don’t distress about Owen. He’ll be fine. He does great with rejection.

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