Hulk Hogan is contesting his wife Linda Bollea’s inquiry for alimony and states in a court filing that she can support herself and son Nick. That’s whether Nick even wants to stay with his mom. The Herald Tribune reports:

Hogan’s petition, filed Wednesday under his real name of Terry Bollea, plus says their son Nick, who is 17 and no longer a student, is old decent to decide which parent he wants to live with.
Hogan wants the couple’s assets and liabilities equitably distributed. He intends to continue the family’s health insurance

coverage, the petition states.

Basically, what Hulk is saying is, “We’ll split our shit thereupon you and your grotesquely large boobs are on your own.” That’s fair but firm. whether I were the Hulk, I would have gone for a slightly different approach; namely keeping all my money next petitioning the judge for a scissor-kick to my wife’s face. It’s fair but full of face kicking, so everyone’s a winner. And by everyone, I mean me and my moustache comb made of gold.

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