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Nicole Kidman has nipples (Or at least half of the world’s tiniest one)

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:00:00 +0000

whether you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples considering, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse a…

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Michael Jackson’s brain erroneously valued at $350,000

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:00:00 +0000

Apparently, it requires a highly trained expert to figure out what the fuck is going on inside Michael Jackson’s head. Shocker! The NY Daily News reports:

A sheikh subsidizing Michael Jackson spent nearly $350,000 on a brain-power guru to help the singer’s creative juices flow.
“Mind-mapping and …

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Britney Spears apparently hates looking awesome, seeing her kids

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:15:00 +0000

After regaining her figure and being allowed to transport her sons across state lines without a SWAT team escort, you’d think Britney Spears would be happy with her new life. She’s not. In an upcoming documentary Britney: For the Record, she reveals her torment, and additionally that she saw that …

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Jessica Simpson should go easy on the collagen

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:00:00 +0000

To whoever convinced Jessica Simpson all men want to secretly bang Daisy Duck, hardy har har, asshole.

I kid. High five! Do Heidi Montag next.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
Original post by The Superficial - Because You’re Ugly

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Robert Pattinson attends the premiere of that movie your little sister won’t stop shrieking about

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:30:00 +0000

Robert Pattinson walked the red carpet last night for the world premiere of Twilight where he was reportedly deafened by 50 bajillion screaming teens who thought it’d be cool to scratch their necks all up to simulate a vampire bite. Ha ha. That’s our future, folks. I’m drowning myself in the tub. …

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Britney Spears is somehow meeting men

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:45:00 +0000

Britney Spears, despite being legally insane, went out on a term last night with a mystery man at Sur in Los Angeles. that has to be a kick in the birth canal for all the sane women out there who know that children aren’t an end table for your cellphone yet still can’t find a man. Ladies, I’m here…

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Paris Hilton & Stavros Niarchos: Reunited and it feels so good (Except for the peeing)

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:30:00 +0000

I imagine you could probably fry an egg on Benji Madden’s bald Elmer Fudd head right about now. These are pics of Paris Hilton getting cozy with her ex Stavros Niarchos at a club in Miami by the weekend, according to The Sun:

Greek shipping heir Stavros - who dated Paris in 2006 - made a beeline …

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Ashlee Simpson may induce labor, says Jessica Simpson

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:30:00 +0000

Remember when Ashlee Simpson got pregnant, I’m guessing, at least ten years ago? That kid’s still in there. While taping an upcoming episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jessica Simpson says her little sister may have to induce labor soon. People reports:

“They’re going to have to. It’s already d…

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Kim Kardashian still wearing bikinis

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:15:00 +0000

Here’s a rare occurrence, pictures of Kim Kardashian wearing a bikini without a sarong. Seriously, you’d have better luck finding a four-leaf clover that talks and knows all the words to “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler - in Aramaic.

NOTE: Folks, we’ve got buttcrack. And quite possibl…

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Heather Locklear charged with DUI

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:30:00 +0000

Heather Locklear has been formally charged for DUI stemming from her September arrest. Authorities say she was under the influence of prescription medicines, according to People:

If convicted, the actress, 47, faces penalties ranging from a fine to up to six months in county jail.
An arraignment …

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