Since I have been giving a decent amount of coverage to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, it’s only fair that I report on Eliot Spitzer’s post-resignation offers. It looks like Playgirl is countering Ashley’s $1 million Hustler deal and wants the former governor to debrief (witty!) himself in a full nude photo shoot, according to their official blog:

Your political career is sadly by; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of folks. Hell, you may land in jail before too towering. So consider that letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a choose few? How about strutting your sexuality,

and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com?

Spitzer, old chum, I say do it. I did a shoot for Playgirl back in the day and those folks are nothing but professional. I mean, the way they called defense when I showed up naked on a random set was top notch. Those guys really knew how to pry my steel grip from the stuffed polar bear I mounted in the scenery. I was going for a Grizzly Adams meets James Bond look. Unfortunately, it turned into more of a TASER beam meets testicle look. I pee sitting down now.

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