whether you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples considering, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse a…

Apparently, it requires a highly trained expert to figure out what the fuck is going on inside Michael Jackson’s head. Shocker! The NY Daily News reports:

A sheikh subsidizing Michael Jackson spent nearly $350,000 on a brain-power guru to help the singer’s creative juices flow.
“Mind-mapping and …

After regaining her figure and being allowed to transport her sons across state lines without a SWAT team escort, you’d think Britney Spears would be happy with her new life. She’s not. In an upcoming documentary Britney: For the Record, she reveals her torment, and additionally that she saw that …

To whoever convinced Jessica Simpson all men want to secretly bang Daisy Duck, hardy har har, asshole.

I kid. High five! Do Heidi Montag next.

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Robert Pattinson walked the red carpet last night for the world premiere of Twilight where he was reportedly deafened by 50 bajillion screaming teens who thought it’d be cool to scratch their necks all up to simulate a vampire bite. Ha ha. That’s our future, folks. I’m drowning myself in the tub. …

Britney Spears, despite being legally insane, went out on a term last night with a mystery man at Sur in Los Angeles. that has to be a kick in the birth canal for all the sane women out there who know that children aren’t an end table for your cellphone yet still can’t find a man. Ladies, I’m here…

I imagine you could probably fry an egg on Benji Madden’s bald Elmer Fudd head right about now. These are pics of Paris Hilton getting cozy with her ex Stavros Niarchos at a club in Miami by the weekend, according to The Sun:

Greek shipping heir Stavros - who dated Paris in 2006 - made a beeline …