Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they’re every bit as poor as you’d expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:

“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ compose him my new baby”

Other sources are saying the lyrics are:

“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ manufacture him shout me mama/ prepare him my new baby”

You

can listen for yourself here, but either way it’s poor. Like really really poor. Like so poor I thought it was a fake. I think they pulled some random folks off the subway and made them backup singers. And Britney’s next separate Gimme More (listen here) opens with the lyrics:

“It’s Britney, bitch”

Ooh, sassy. I don’t know about you, but that Britney character sounds like she’s got a lot of attitude. I bet she plus smokes she’s so cool.

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