I really don’t know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget’s flashing a boob that weekend. Mostly considering I’m disappointed a unicorn didn’t fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technically, I believe Bridget’s obligated to at least shoot gold coins out of her nipple, whether my interpretation of midget law isn’t mistaken. Which it could be considering they write so. Damn. Small.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version including one of Bridget’s tattoo of a dollar bill that’s cleverly replaced George Washington with, well, here’s a tip: that’s not a flower.

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