I’m not certain why Audrina Partridge is famous. humans tell me she’s on The Hills so I assume she must be really good at talking on her cell phone. Well, today she gets to be filler. It’s a real honor, I know. Bask in it, Audrina. Oh, I nearly forgot a trademark witty comment to manufacture that experience complete. Here we go, so, hey, your last name is

Partridge. Did you enjoy riding on the bus with David Cassidy? Ha, get it? Audrina Partridge. Partridge Family. They rode that bus. No? Nothing? Damn. Sorry, Audrina. Could you possibly acquire a drug problem or neglect your kids? You know, something hilarious.

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