Ashton Kutcher is a woman

August 31st, 2007 | Category: All Gossip

Here’s Ashton Kutcher wearing Capri pants and a shirt with a shiny hummingbird on it. considering, you know, Capri pants. And a shiny hummingbird. All further evidence to support my theory that Ashton Kutcher is the toughest man on the planet. I’m just waiting for the paparazzi shots of him buying tampons with Demi Moore.

You know Demi doesn’t need them considering of a little thing called menopause. And whether you don’t know what menopause is, just ask somebody old like Demi. Your grandmother, for example. Don’t anguish, eventually she’ll stop sobbing towering adequate to explain it to you.

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