Joe Francis is offering Gov. Spitzer’s $4,000 a month prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 million to tell her side of the story and do a non-nude photo spread (Eh?) in his new magazine. She’d plus go on tour with Girls Gone Wild. Us Magazine reports:

“Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country,” Francis said in a statement. “It’s clear that the public wants to see more of her. that is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away.”

Us Magazine plus says Ashley has made by $200,000 off her two tracks on Amie Street. Now she stands to rake in a cool mil. It’s nearly like Ashley hit the jackpot. Or it hit her in the chin. I dunno, I’m not very good with metaphors. But hopefully I’m good at seducing undoubtful Austrian governors next hitting the big bucks. Do you think Arnold’s into blondes or brunettes? What’s Maria Shriver? Besides the walking dead.

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