Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for porn director

Ali Lohan is trying to start an acting career just like her big sister Lindsay. In her haste to get on the silver screen and fund her mother’s gin addiction, Ali attended a casting signal for porn director Peter Davy. Granted, he’s getting ready to shoot a mainstream horror film that doesn’t form the situation any less sad and hilarious. TMZ reports:

Ali Lohan’s rep tells us the girl had no notion that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes

14″ and “Bun Busters 12.” Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali’s agent.

Dina Lohan is, of course, feigning outrage for the press, but behind closed doors, it’s a different story: “Ali, I know you’re your own person, but Lindsay - God, I miss that little coke mule - would’ve lied about her age and knocked out the rent for mommy. I’m just sayin’.”

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