Archive for November, 2008
Nicole Richie’s ass surprisingly exists
Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses:
Pirate ship.
Unicorn.
One Ring to rule them all.
Jesus’ body.
But an ass? C’mon, there’s no way these aren’t Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever did that, Optimus Prime’s face would’ve looked more…
Miranda Kerr is keeping hope alive
Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not—repeat, not—marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports:
A rep for Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the P…
Britney Spears heads home after carpet-bombing Europe with FAIL
Seen here at Heathrow Airport that dawn, Britney Spears’ European Tour (a.k.a. The Dumb Sauce Parade) came to an end last night after she performed on Britain’s X-Factor soon after celebrated her birthday at G-A-Y nightclub. While the X-Factor performance was basically a sloppy repeat of the Bambi…
Ben Stiller, Jack Black & P. Diddy dye their pubes (Those words just happened.)
Nancy Jarecki is an entrepreneur who sells dye for “hair down there.” While her product line Betty Beauty is taking off, Nancy needs to learn rule number one in the cutthroat pube dye business: Never out your celebrity clients. Page Six reports:
It’s not just women who are interested in matching…
Plaxico Burress continues to win at life
New York Giants Super Bowl star Plaxico Burress is having an awesome season. The controversial receiver accidentally shot himself in the leg early Saturday daylight after a concealed gun slipped out of his waistband at a Manhattan club, according to NY Daily News:
Burress, 31, who was sporting fl…
Christina Aguilera takes motherly tips from Nicole Richie
Christina Aguilera is reportedly impressed by Nicole Richie’s mothering talent. Both the celebrities welcomed their babies earlier that year with a difference of a day.
Aguilera on Nicole says, “I really appreciate citizens that exude a lot of talent and hard work. considering our littl…
Weston Coppola Cage totally doesn’t need his last name to get chicks, no way
Nicolas Cage posed for that family photo in Vienna, Austria today with his girlfriend Alice Kim and son Weston Coppola Cage. Weston brought his girlfriend along who I really want to believe isn’t jockeying for that sweet Ghost Rider dough. possibly she simply digs dudes who think dead fetuses buil…
