Audrina Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas by the weekend proving she’s the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to form out her talk. Ever. Not even whether the sound of her voice is the antidote for cancer. Just smil…

Britney Spears, who sweeped the VMAs with her video for “Piece of Me,” doesn’t even think it’s a good video. I mean, she made the thing while she thought she was a British nanny which proves those fat cats at MTV “bailed out” Britney. See what I did there? I’m poignant. Star reports:

“It’s a cool…

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n’ slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly considering, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn’t run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming?

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Paris Hilton’s new reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF starts tonight on MTV and it will feature her latest separate “My BFF.” For those of you playing the home game, “BFF” stands for Big Fucking Fail. Check out the lyrics on that trainwreck:

“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone I can tr…

Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night when she “got suddenly ill” before her concert in Montreal, according to the AP. No data was given on her condition, but Janet’s already rescheduling the show so it can’t be too serious. Of course, I already knew that having read that item from P…

Jennifer Aniston continues her vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico, and she should probably start posing for the paparazzi considering, damn, are they getting some unflattering shots. It’s nearly as whether the majority of Jennifer’s body is defying age except her stomach. Which obviously gave up and sa…

After word broke yesterday that Adnan Ghalib is looking to sell a sex tape of Britney Spears to the highest bidder, her folks are denying its existence, E! News reports:

“The story is completely false,” the source tells E! News.
Spears’ rep at Jive Records has not responded to calls seeking comme…