Archive for August, 2008
Happy Labor Day Weekend!
As I’ve often said for many years, “It doesn’t get more American than ogling a British lingerie model (Katie Downes) walking the streets of ole’ London town.” Cohesion: It’s what for dinner I started drinking at noon. SHAZAM!
Happy Labor Day Weekend, everybody! See you jokers on Tuesday.
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John McCain picks a lady to be his Vice President
It’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, so what the hell? Let’s talk about John McCain (Hey, he’s a celebrity too!) and his sans penis vice presidential pick today: Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. Here’s the word from Reuters:
Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term …
Kim Kardashian to incrementally reveal her ass on Dancing with the Stars
Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There’s nothing using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment. God bles…
Heidi Montag is a ‘cheap’ whore, says fashion industry (I might’ve added the whore part)
In a glaring example the Apocalypse is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion designers send thousands of dollars worth of clothing to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. However, Heidi Montag is left out of that circle of love considering, obviously, she has the public pe…
Demi Moore once hosed down lesbians with her breast milk, says Madonna’s brother
At an after-party for Madonna’s recently launched Sticky & Sweet Tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt the mood was right for sharing a lactating Demi Moore anecdote with The Sun. But, soon after again, when isn’t the mood right for a Demi Moore story about breast milk? (Answer: Christmas…
Michael Lohan gets one-hour special to ‘expose Dina Lohan’
After getting his nuts kicked in on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s blog, Michael Lohan has magically acquired a one-hour TV special where he’ll ‘expose’ ex-wife Dina Lohan who he claims is the one that told him Samantha Ronson is writing a tell-all book. Of course, Michael can’t say what netw…
Jessica Simpson should probably stop performing in public
Jessica Simpson gave another shitass performance in her continuing effort to crossover to country which must be frustrating. I mean, she’s proven she’s illiterate and joined the Klan. What more do these public want?! Anyway, here’s the highlights of her Wednesday night concert at the Avalon Ballro…
