Archive for June, 2008
Britney Spears shows off her panties/butt crack
I wasn’t going to post these to save you from, well, having to look at them, but here’s Britney Spears showing off her panties in Los Angeles by the weekend. I’m not certain why any fair human being would attempt to zoom in on Britney Spears’ butthole like that, but that is the paparazzi we’re tal…
Bridget Powers flashes a boob thus honoring the proud tradition of midget porn stardom
I really don’t know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget’s flashing a boob that weekend. Mostly considering I’m disappointed a unicorn didn’t fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technically, I believe Bridget’s obligated to at l…
Nereida Gallardo still wearing a bikini
Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I’m willing to look past all that considering I’m a sensitive guy who drinks a lot and had sex with a a toaste…
Heidi Montag equates herself with Jesus
Heidi Montag is a devout Christian and wish society knew more about her faith. But you don’t form out much of that considering she’s too busy posing in pictures that could only be used as Aryan greeting cards. But in amidst displaying her funbags, Heidi has a deep spiritual side that she shared wi…
Pamela Anderson: Jessica Simpson is a ‘bitch,’ ‘whore’
Jessica Simpson’s publicist probably framed the “Real Girls Love Meat” shirt considering it is really pissing humans off. Nobody crucial, of course, just PETA and now Pamela Anderson. She decided to use some choice words that weekend to describe Jessica on an Australian radio show. The Sun reports…
Amy Winehouse really has her shit together (Not counting the punching, wobbling and general incoherency)
Amy Winehouse performed at the Glastonbury festival by the weekend and attacked a fan during a song. Supposedly, somebody tried to “grab” Amy (Cocaine is a helluva drug.), and she responded by throwing some elbows of fury. The crazy part is, she’s not even looking while she’s letting those death k…
Rob Lowe’s ex-nanny is ‘allegedly’ a giant crazy whore
A new chapter has begun in the Rob Lowe sex scandal that everyone forgot about. James Maclear, a former chef for the Lowe’s, filed a declaration Friday that the ex-nanny accusing Rob of sexual harassment might be a cock-crazy psycho. Legally speaking. TMZ reports:
James Maclear says he worked for…
