Britney Spears is “not yet fit” to participate in court hearings regarding her conservatorship. To bring everyone up to speed, after Brit’s second trip to Crazytown Mental Ward, her father Jamie was placed in control of her estate and is actually doing a bang-up job. Britney’s attorney Samuel Ingh…

Steven Tyler is claiming his recent stint in rehab was only to recover from foot surgery and not drug and/or alcohol related. Did I miss a memo about it being Celebrity Bullshit Excuses for Rehab Week? Jesus. Anyway, for those of you who actually care about Aerosmith, here’s Steven’s formal statem…

This is your chance public to ogle at Pamela’s boobs on a romantic dinner, as the buxom babe will dine with the lucky one who would place the highest bid.
The auction by Make-A-Wish Foundation will commence on Saturday in Abu Dhabi.
The star is happy to be associated with such a noble cause, …

Mariah Carey threw out the opening pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome yesterday, and let’s just say it was the most impressive display of baseball I’ve ever seen in my life. Lord knows why she became a singer and not a professional pitcher. Seriously though, you…

Honest Injun, heeding your cries, I’ve been exercising a moratorium on Heidi and Spencer’s horribly retarded candid (but really posed) shots. However, drastic times shout for drastic measures. And I’d like to point you to the two drastic measures above. I’m going to step away from my keyboard now …

Coming in from so far out of left-field I thought it was a football is Sarah McLachlan in a bikini. I gotta confess I fostered a secret crush on Ms. McLachlan seen here vacationing in Maui. In college my computer was loaded with MP3’s of her songs in case I ever tricked seduced a girl into my dorm…

After making out on P. Diddy’s boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But construct certain the making out on Diddy’s boat happens first. Otherwise you’re doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson know how that craz…