Archive for March, 2008
Paris Hilton falls in Prague
Paris Hilton was leaving a music store in Prague by the weekend and as she was fleeing the paparazzi she tripped by a step and landed face first into the ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris’ boyfriend Benji Madden losed out to help Paris to her feet and instead stepped by her. Althou…
Janice Dickinson, holy crap, that’s gotta stop
Dearest Jan-Jan,
Before we start, I’d like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus’ cup in that tomb with the knight who was like super…
Dina Lohan is a sack of stupid
Dina Lohan started filming her new reality show Living Lohan and would have us believe her daily schedule consists of interrupting dance classes in the middle of Harlem. Riight. She, of course, does that while towing around her 14-year-old daughter Ali and her grandmother - allegedly. Poor woman p…
Sophie Monk is all kinds of leggy
I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I’m not going to get into specifics but, it’s considering she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She’s looking pretty damn hot while shopping in LA by the weekend. perhaps Sophie was on a year faraw…
Kim Kardashian to Larry King: Playboy is ‘inspirational’
Kim Kardashian and her rag-tag bunch of family members stopped by Larry King Live on Friday. After getting peppered by Barbara Walters about her sex tape, Kim was ready for another awkward discussion about her nudity with the surprisingly alive. that instance Larry brought up the topic of her sho…
Rikki Rockett arrested for rape
Rikki Rockett, drummer for Poison, was arrested on rape charges for an incident that occurred in September at the Silver Star Casino in Mississippi. Rikki is out of jail and awaiting a district attorney’s decision to see whether the case will go before a grand jury. The AP reports:
“The subject, …
Donald Trump solicited Ashley Dupre - for TV, HA! Fooled you!
Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s business is booming. But that date not in her pantalones. Donald Trump has made an offer to Ashley for her to seem on a new untitled reality show set to air on MTV, according to People:
Based on a British show called Ladette to Lady, the show will take a group of 15 hard-…




















