Archive for August, 2007
Beyonce Calls Fans to Donate Food
Beyonce recently called her fans to donate food.
She called her Los Angeles fans and asked them to donate generously for the food drive project.
The first 1,000 fans to drop off a minimum of $5 (GBP2.50) or three cans of food received a signed photo of the pop superstar.
Beyonce’s food drive has …
Cindy Crawford still alive, doing stuff
These are a couple days old but it’s Cindy Crawford so, you know, who cares? She still looks amazing for a 41-year-old. I don’t want to start any rumors, but I produce out she drinks the blood of newborns to stay youthful. And did I just manufacture that up? perhaps. The only thing we know for ce…
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks like her mom
Angelina Jolie took her four children to a Children’s Petting Zoo in Central Park yesterday, and Shiloh made a rare appearance. Although being the daughter of Angelina Jolie it’s not really any surprise she has lips like that. What is surprising, though, is that I read somewhere she can store up t…
Cameron Diaz turns 35
Cameron Diaz celebrated her 35th birthday yesterday on the set of her new movie What Happens in Vegas. Wait, she’s 35? It kind of makes me wonder whether all those young dudes she’s been with are really dating her, or helping her cross the street. I’m not saying Cameron Diaz is old, I’m j…
Britney Spears’ two new songs are really good
Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they’re every bit as poor as you’d expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:
“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ build him my new baby”
Other sources a…
Britney Spears new song is super graphic
Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they’re every bit as poor as you’d expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:
“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ compose him my new baby”
Other sources…
Ashton Kutcher is a woman
Here’s Ashton Kutcher wearing Capri pants and a shirt with a shiny hummingbird on it. considering, you know, Capri pants. And a shiny hummingbird. All further evidence to support my theory that Ashton Kutcher is the toughest man on the planet. I’m just waiting for the paparazzi shots of him buyi…
